Worst Photo Ever Of:- a new mini-series by me (Maserati GT, M235i, S7)

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 10/29/2014 at 22:26 • Filed to: wpeo

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You can't scroll through a single page on Oppo without seeing some of the stunning automotive photography done by our Opponaunts. Whether it be a Jaguar E-Type or a Geo Metro, y'all manage to depict them in ways that are works of art. And then there's me, a horrible photographer shooting pictures from inside my car, or occasionally outside of it, with a camera phone. But not just any camera phone. A camera phone with a camera which, according to the head technicians at two Sprint stores, is "malfunction and irreparable". As I'm stuck with this camera that refuses to focus until at least January, I figured I'd take the opportunity to showcase some truly beautiful cars in some truly awful snapshots. This is nothing new, if you look at my uploads over the last couple months, but now it's official. So, without further delay, please enjoy our first selection of horrible photography, with the subject/victims of the pictures being an Audi S7, a BMW M235i, and a Maserati GranTurismo. Never before have such amazing cars looked so...bad.

ViperGuy21 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/29/2014 at 22:42

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Us bad photographers gotta stick together man!

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/29/2014 at 22:54

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I'm looking for a Saleen S7 going WTF?....

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/29/2014 at 22:54

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I'm disappointed. When you said S7, I looked for a Saleen. I found an Audi.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/29/2014 at 22:56

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You aren't the only one.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/29/2014 at 22:57

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A very fast, pretty Audi.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/29/2014 at 22:58

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I won't deny that it is a pretty car, but it isn't as cocaine insane as this:

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/29/2014 at 23:09

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Also true.

Leadbull > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/30/2014 at 00:12

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I took this a couple of hours ago.

/professional

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Leadbull 10/30/2014 at 00:27

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Still much better than mine.

pip bip - choose Corrour > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/30/2014 at 05:32

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what are we meant to be looking at in this pic?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/30/2014 at 08:20

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That black car in the center of the picture facing left.